Caption this Photo for a Free Ticket to Under The Radar
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There are basically three types of tech conferences I attend every year. There are conferences where the actual event isn’t particularly exciting, but the people at the event make it worth being there. There are conferences where the content is good because it’s compressing a bunch of information into a short amount of time. And there are the conferences where you can’t decide whether to participate or sneak out into the hall because there’s too much great stuff happening everywhere.
Under the Radar is one of the few conferences falling in that last category. They hand pick relatively unknown companies with great products and give the companies a chance to present their product to a room full of dealmakers looking for upcoming competition, potential investments and future partnership opportunities. The people in attendance are often as interesting as the companies making presentations. I’m a little biased this time around because I was part of the selection committee (Chris has the full list) , but I think there’s some great stuff to see on June 28.
As part of the selection committee, I’m authorized to help you save $100 on the price of admission to Under the Radar at the Microsoft Mountain View campus on 28 June 2007. All you need to do is click the coupon below:
One lucky individual can join me at Under the Radar for FREE by providing the best caption for the photo below. I’m sweetening the pot by throwing in a free copy of Office 2007 Ultimate to go along with the ticket to Under the Radar. The copy of Office 2007 Ulitimate will be hand delivered to you at the event.
Caption This Photo
The deadline for entries is Friday 8 June 2007. I’m the sole judge of the best caption. The final decision of who has the best entry will be determined by me. Winner will be announced on Saturday 9 June 2007. Please submit your caption in the comments below.
August 20th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Photo Caption – Head ProgrammerCaption this Photo for a Free Ticket to Under The RadarFinding Sheet Music for Tong Hua by Guang Liang (aka Michael Wong) Civil War Video How to Save Newspaper Companies Designing Carbon Neutral Cities Book Recommendation: Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino Nobody Uses a 2 Iron
June 4th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
For when you’ve really got a lot of shit to do.
June 4th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
The consumate multi=tasker
June 4th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Input/Output.
June 4th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Control – Alt- Evacuate and Flush
June 4th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
The Kings Throne.
June 4th, 2007 at 11:09 pm
The Ultimate Micro “Soft” Office for 2007!
June 4th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Throne 2.0
Multi-Mode Commode
Flushmaster 2000
Toilet Paper Not Included
Ludington MFT – We provide the input, you provide the output.
Crapmaster 3000 – When being out of touch isn’t an option.
June 4th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
“This is the S.H.I.T. – Smelly Home Internet Toilet”
June 4th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Constipated Computer Comfort
June 4th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
The “Final Solution”! No more time wasted taking bathroom breaks, or smoke breaks (why else have an exhaust fan).
June 4th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Caption to read:
The Ultimate Vista
June 4th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Head Programmer
Please Fax me, some toliet paper
I am dumping in hex
Raw computing
Where is the bedit
I need a faster download speed
Where is that Playboy url
Rootkit revealed
I need to empty the recycle bin
June 4th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
New Office Cubicles….Arriving Any Day……..
June 5th, 2007 at 12:15 am
“I should have known this was a ‘Shitty’ job when I applied… They said all I had to do was to ‘use my head’.
June 5th, 2007 at 1:14 am
The job is never finished until the paper work is done.
June 5th, 2007 at 1:28 am
i’ve got the phone, fax, computer, printer.and the best seat in the house to work it out but where is the toilet paper
June 5th, 2007 at 1:46 am
“eThrone”
June 5th, 2007 at 2:02 am
My new AWA (Australian Workplace Agreement) entiltles me to unlimited bathroom breaks. This was subject to the “No Disadvantage Test” and found to be a “valid and fair”employer demand.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:20 am
“Garbage In, Garbage Out.”
June 5th, 2007 at 3:42 am
It’s a 24-hour job, but SOMEBODY has to do it!
June 5th, 2007 at 3:51 am
Even in this digital age, there will always be paper work.
June 5th, 2007 at 4:12 am
A power pause for the cause after a power lunch
June 5th, 2007 at 4:19 am
Captions for photo:
myspace.me
My Tokyo Suite
Geek Renno
Tech support
Lady’s Room
June 5th, 2007 at 4:22 am
They told him if he accepted this position, he’d get a “head”. Little did he know . . .
June 5th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Takin’ Care of Business
June 5th, 2007 at 4:30 am
It’s worth the wait.
June 5th, 2007 at 4:39 am
Caption for photo:
Why we don’t want a completely paperless office.
June 5th, 2007 at 4:45 am
Garbage in, garbage out? Not necessarily.
June 5th, 2007 at 4:57 am
Crappy Workplace
June 5th, 2007 at 5:12 am
suggested name for the toilet … C/BM
June 5th, 2007 at 5:18 am
Another day at the job and it’s a good thing I brought my lunch…
June 5th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Multi-tasking my A$$
June 5th, 2007 at 5:22 am
For the man or woman on the go…really on the go.
June 5th, 2007 at 5:27 am
Falling behind? Get a handle on your work environment!
June 5th, 2007 at 5:29 am
“Loo Surfing”
June 5th, 2007 at 5:44 am
“Taking Care Of Business” (Caption for photo)
June 5th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Now, let’s see, how do I get the paper ….?
June 5th, 2007 at 6:06 am
To go where no man has gone before.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:11 am
Multi-tasking, sometimes it’s productive and sometimes it just stinks.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:13 am
A well-connected pipeline.
June 5th, 2007 at 6:28 am
“The home office for the worker on the go.”
or how about
“I don’t think this is what Senator Stevens meant when he said “the internet is a series of tubes.’”
or if I may add one more Senator Stevens caption
“But Senator Stevens said ‘the internet is not something you just dump … on.’”
Somebody with a better sense of humor than me has to win with a Senator Stevens comment.
June 5th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Soooooooooooo much technology, so little time!
June 5th, 2007 at 8:08 am
No-one wears the pants in this company
June 5th, 2007 at 8:35 am
For those days when you really don’t give a sh*t, but you really have to take one.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:02 am
You only get a lunch break.
June 5th, 2007 at 9:51 am
What to do if the paper runs out.. use the backup system
This office space for short term lease only
All I said was “I hate open plan offices”
I work best under pressure
June 5th, 2007 at 9:57 am
1. I cant seem to get shit done today.
2. All we need are wheels and thus completes the new Mobile Macroshat Office
3. Where do you want to go today?
4. Has anybody seen the hand sanitizer?
5. Alright, who has been eating chocolate?
June 5th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Room for one more thing… Hmmm… which do i need more, Toilet Paper or Microwave.
OR
Finally, no more Bio Breaks during Warcraft Raids.
June 5th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I don’t care *HOW* much it costs. I want a T-1 circuit!
June 5th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
The Timesaver
June 5th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
In the age of downsizing…
The new Executive washroom
And you thought your time was precious…
June 5th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Hon, could you bring me a blanket and pillow ?
June 5th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Upon rubbing the magic lamp with his wish securely in mind, Stewart Little realises he didn’t think through his last wish thoroughly.
June 5th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
In the simulator astronauts overcome their fear of blastoff without the risk of messy accidents.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Waste Not … Want Not
June 5th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
For your contest Jake: Plush, grunt, flush …
See you at the show, eh? :)
June 5th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
The ultimate telework environment.
June 5th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Work as you go.
June 5th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Photo caption:
“Media in Motion”
June 5th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Out to lunch.
June 5th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
where are MY captions?
June 5th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Master Cubicle
THE porcelain god…
All dressed up AND somewhere to go!
June 6th, 2007 at 5:04 am
OK, if I only had a refrigerator, I’d never have to stop playing Everquest!!
June 6th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Who has time for constipation?
June 6th, 2007 at 6:22 am
My boss said I was spending too much time in the restroom, sooooo……
June 6th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Those adult diapers I used to use had limited capacity, even if they were the “Niagara” model, I had to change them every 2 weeks.
June 6th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Possibly a hoax, and probably vaporware
OR
Release Number 2.0
June 6th, 2007 at 11:12 am
My Space
June 6th, 2007 at 11:31 am
The ultimate tool for the “tools” who just can’t be unconnected!
June 6th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Preparing for the new “Octo-Core”!
June 6th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Holy comfortable office batman
this is better than the batcave
June 7th, 2007 at 1:37 am
The one room apartment was fully furnished.
June 7th, 2007 at 7:49 am
“Mr. Ballmer, line #3. Mr. Steve Ballmer, line #3.”
June 7th, 2007 at 8:12 am
My caption is “The Communication Center.:
June 7th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Good caption for the photo might read:
“Ready for business.”
Zrinko
June 8th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Yes Mr. Trump, I have those figures right here in front of me.
June 9th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
The lap of luxury
June 10th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Bill Gates! He makes me . . . .!
June 18th, 2007 at 5:18 am
Caption for photo: “For the man who has everything – the pot of gold”.
May 31st, 2009 at 9:00 pm
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