Caption this Photo for a Free Ticket to Under The Radar

by Jake on June 4, 2007

There are basically three types of tech conferences I attend every year. There are conferences where the actual event isn’t particularly exciting, but the people at the event make it worth being there. There are conferences where the content is good because it’s compressing a bunch of information into a short amount of time. And there are the conferences where you can’t decide whether to participate or sneak out into the hall because there’s too much great stuff happening everywhere.

Under the Radar is one of the few conferences falling in that last category. They hand pick relatively unknown companies with great products and give the companies a chance to present their product to a room full of dealmakers looking for upcoming competition, potential investments and future partnership opportunities. The people in attendance are often as interesting as the companies making presentations. I’m a little biased this time around because I was part of the selection committee (Chris has the full list) , but I think there’s some great stuff to see on June 28.

As part of the selection committee, I’m authorized to help you save $100 on the price of admission to Under the Radar at the Microsoft Mountain View campus on 28 June 2007. All you need to do is click the coupon below:

One lucky individual can join me at Under the Radar for FREE by providing the best caption for the photo below. I’m sweetening the pot by throwing in a free copy of Office 2007 Ultimate to go along with the ticket to Under the Radar. The copy of Office 2007 Ulitimate will be hand delivered to you at the event.

Caption This Photo

The deadline for entries is Friday 8 June 2007. I’m the sole judge of the best caption. The final decision of who has the best entry will be determined by me. Winner will be announced on Saturday 9 June 2007. Please submit your caption in the comments below.

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  • http://www.dvdtalk.com Geoff Kleinman

    For when you’ve really got a lot of shit to do.

  • http://shilohstower.blogspot.com Jim Hopkins

    The consumate multi=tasker

  • http://www.digitaljuice.com David Hebel

    Input/Output.

  • Darrin E Buth

    Control – Alt- Evacuate and Flush

  • http://www.elims.org Scott Harrison

    The Kings Throne.

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    The Ultimate Micro “Soft” Office for 2007!

  • Jeff Sweet

    Throne 2.0
    Multi-Mode Commode
    Flushmaster 2000
    Toilet Paper Not Included
    Ludington MFT – We provide the input, you provide the output.
    Crapmaster 3000 – When being out of touch isn’t an option.

  • Tariq

    “This is the S.H.I.T. – Smelly Home Internet Toilet”

  • Derek Brebner

    Constipated Computer Comfort

  • Rohn

    The “Final Solution”! No more time wasted taking bathroom breaks, or smoke breaks (why else have an exhaust fan).

  • Michael Harding

    Caption to read:

    The Ultimate Vista

  • Daniel Schulte

    Head Programmer
    Please Fax me, some toliet paper
    I am dumping in hex
    Raw computing
    Where is the bedit
    I need a faster download speed
    Where is that Playboy url
    Rootkit revealed
    I need to empty the recycle bin

  • Donna Sims

    New Office Cubicles….Arriving Any Day……..

  • Rudy A Jarrell Jr

    “I should have known this was a ‘Shitty’ job when I applied… They said all I had to do was to ‘use my head’.

  • Donald W Kennedy

    The job is never finished until the paper work is done.

  • nigel

    i’ve got the phone, fax, computer, printer.and the best seat in the house to work it out but where is the toilet paper

  • http://drjawn.multply.com John Gurvitch

    “eThrone”

  • Roland Corlet

    My new AWA (Australian Workplace Agreement) entiltles me to unlimited bathroom breaks. This was subject to the “No Disadvantage Test” and found to be a “valid and fair”employer demand.

  • Wreckage

    “Garbage In, Garbage Out.”

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    It’s a 24-hour job, but SOMEBODY has to do it!

  • Scott

    Even in this digital age, there will always be paper work.

  • Bob Crouch

    A power pause for the cause after a power lunch

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    Captions for photo:
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    My Tokyo Suite
    Geek Renno
    Tech support
    Lady’s Room

  • Richard McConnell

    They told him if he accepted this position, he’d get a “head”. Little did he know . . .

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    Takin’ Care of Business

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    It’s worth the wait.

  • Justin Collins

    Caption for photo:

    Why we don’t want a completely paperless office.

  • Craig Prichard

    Garbage in, garbage out? Not necessarily.

  • Don Cate

    Crappy Workplace

  • Robert Schulman

    suggested name for the toilet … C/BM

  • Virginia Steen

    Another day at the job and it’s a good thing I brought my lunch…

  • Jon Hart

    Multi-tasking my A$$

  • Bob perry

    For the man or woman on the go…really on the go.

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    Falling behind? Get a handle on your work environment!

  • Norval Wright

    “Loo Surfing”

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    “Taking Care Of Business” (Caption for photo)

  • Jim DeMian

    Now, let’s see, how do I get the paper ….?

  • Angel Noble

    To go where no man has gone before.

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    Multi-tasking, sometimes it’s productive and sometimes it just stinks.

  • Alan Wright

    A well-connected pipeline.

  • Tim Miller

    “The home office for the worker on the go.”

    or how about

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    or if I may add one more Senator Stevens caption

    “But Senator Stevens said ‘the internet is not something you just dump … on.’”

    Somebody with a better sense of humor than me has to win with a Senator Stevens comment.

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    Soooooooooooo much technology, so little time!

  • Carne

    No-one wears the pants in this company

  • Tariq

    For those days when you really don’t give a sh*t, but you really have to take one.

  • Smilee

    You only get a lunch break.

  • Gordon

    What to do if the paper runs out.. use the backup system

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    All I said was “I hate open plan offices”

    I work best under pressure

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    1. I cant seem to get shit done today.

    2. All we need are wheels and thus completes the new Mobile Macroshat Office

    3. Where do you want to go today?

    4. Has anybody seen the hand sanitizer?

    5. Alright, who has been eating chocolate?

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    Room for one more thing… Hmmm… which do i need more, Toilet Paper or Microwave.

    OR

    Finally, no more Bio Breaks during Warcraft Raids.

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    I don’t care *HOW* much it costs. I want a T-1 circuit!

  • Al Jensen

    The Timesaver

  • Len Lynch

    In the age of downsizing…
    The new Executive washroom
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  • Dan

    Hon, could you bring me a blanket and pillow ?

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    Upon rubbing the magic lamp with his wish securely in mind, Stewart Little realises he didn’t think through his last wish thoroughly.

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    In the simulator astronauts overcome their fear of blastoff without the risk of messy accidents.

  • http://www.pipers-place.com Larry Piper

    Waste Not … Want Not

  • Wally Buth

    For your contest Jake: Plush, grunt, flush …
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  • Jerry

    The ultimate telework environment.

  • Richard Robinson

    Work as you go.

  • David Keall

    Photo caption:
    “Media in Motion”

  • Eldad

    Out to lunch.

  • Daniel Schulte

    where are MY captions?

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    Master Cubicle

    THE porcelain god…

    All dressed up AND somewhere to go!

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    My boss said I was spending too much time in the restroom, sooooo……

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    OR

    Release Number 2.0

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    My Space

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    The ultimate tool for the “tools” who just can’t be unconnected!

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    Preparing for the new “Octo-Core”!

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    Holy comfortable office batman
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    The one room apartment was fully furnished.

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    “Mr. Ballmer, line #3. Mr. Steve Ballmer, line #3.”

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    My caption is “The Communication Center.:

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    Good caption for the photo might read:

    “Ready for business.”

    Zrinko

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  • John Henry Harris

    The lap of luxury

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