Switch to Linux()

http://www.ubergeek.tv/article.php?pid=54

Switching to a different operating system has tradeoffs no matter how you slice it. Program incompatibilities and interface inconsistencies can result in hours of re-learning familiar functions. For super villains, switching is the difference between world domination and utter humiliation. This Apple switch parody examines the finer points of Linux and what makes it the easiest solution for aspiring ego maniacs.

Thanks Brandon